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Release date: 2019-10-07
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It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
Release date: 2019-10-07
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Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
Release date: 2019-10-15
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Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
Release date: 2019-10-28
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Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
Release date: 2019-11-21
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She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
Release date: 2019-12-02
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She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
Release date: 2019-12-10
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Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
Release date: 2019-12-12
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You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
Release date: 2019-12-20
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You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
Release date: 2020-01-02
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Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
Release date: 2020-01-16
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Don’t be a dummy!
Release date: 2020-01-31
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Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
Release date: 2020-01-31
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The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
Release date: 2020-03-25
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Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
Release date: 2020-04-15
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Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
Release date: 2020-04-15
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Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
Release date: 2020-04-30
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Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
Release date: 2020-05-14
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We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
Release date: 2020-05-28
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You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
Release date: 2020-04-15
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My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
Release date: 2020-01-27
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NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
Release date: 2020-01-30
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Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
Release date: 2020-07-20
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Put me down as a “Maybe”.
Release date: 2020-07-28