Season 1 (1982)
Release date: 1982-09-27
Episodes (20):
1. Pilot
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
Release date: 1982-09-27
2. A Cafeteria Line
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
Release date: 1982-10-04
3. Pac Man Fever
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
Release date: 1982-10-11
4. Square Pigskins
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
Release date: 1982-10-18
5. Halloween XII
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
Release date: 1982-11-01
6. A Simple Attachment
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
Release date: 1982-11-08
7. Weemaweegate
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
Release date: 1982-11-15
8. Open 24 Hours
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
Release date: 1982-11-22
9. Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
Release date: 1982-11-29
10. Hardly Working
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
Release date: 1982-12-13
11. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
Release date: 1982-12-20
12. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
Release date: 1982-12-20
13. It's All How You See Things
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
Release date: 1982-12-27
14. Merry Pranksters
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
Release date: 1983-01-10
15. It's Academical
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
Release date: 1983-01-24
16. The Stepanowicz Papers
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
Release date: 1983-01-31
17. To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
Release date: 1983-02-07
18. No Substitutions
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
Release date: 1983-02-14
19. No Joy in Weemawee
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
Release date: 1983-02-21
20. The Arrangement
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.
Release date: 1983-03-07
Cast
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John Femia, Claudette Wells, Jon Caliri