Season 1 (2007)

1. Dave's Seafood Stirfry

Don't like seafood? Too bad for you.

2. Dave's Ass Kickin Alfredo Pasta

Dry-freeze noodles are for amateurs.

3. Dave's Pimpin' Pizza

4. Dave's Mouthwatering Chili

Hey. Episode 4 is out. I make the world's best chili. It is definitely mouthwatering.

5. Dave's BBQ Steak

Hey. Episode 5 is out. I like my steak medium rare. You must be confused if you don't.

6. Dave's Eggplant Parmesan

Hey noobs. Episode 6 is out. It's pretty effing good.

7. Dave's Succulant Sushi

Episode 7 is out. It's actually about sashimi. You're actually a noob.