Season 1 (1994)

1. Hell No, They Won't Go

Gene and Annie, a late-in-life father and mother, raise fraternal twins in their rural Massachusetts hometown. In the opener, the couple are more anxious about the first day of preschool than their kids are.

2. All in the Game

Volunteer assistant soccer coach Gene injures his back, but won't back out for fear of disappointing the twins.

3. No Kids Allowed

The Bergmans seek new friends after Jack bars their kids from a party.

4. Buster Beefy

5. Love, Native American Style

Annie gets concerned when Gene and the boys go on a group wilderness trip with a chaperone who's a known homewrecker.

6. Gotta Dance

Gene and Annie enter a dance contest to win the twins a coveted toy.

7. Holy Water

Gene's attempt to impress the boys with his handyman skills results in a flooded bathroom.

8. The Ex Files

Gene can't divorce himself from a touchy situation when his ex-wife visits and shares a few details from his past with Annie.

9. For the Boys

10. Family Tie

Gene promises Sam he'll wear a special necktie to a preschool open house, then is fit to be tied when he can't find it.

11. Sleepless in Stockbridge

12. Love at First Flight

13. Bergman of Alcatraz

14. Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

15. Dr. Roof

16. Dumping's Rotten in the State of Massachusetts

Gene gets the family's dumping permit revoked.

17. Mothers and Other Strangers

18. Oy, the Jury