Season 11 (1994)

1. The Kingdome Song

2. Nature Walk With Chuck - Snoqualmie Falls

3. JK One

4. Training Film - Getting In Shape

5. Rock Star Fantasy Camp

6. Stop People From Voting For Slade Gorton

7. Weathered Wall Opening

8. WSU/UW Apple Cup Monologues

WSU/UW Apple Cup monologues; Sluggy - The Final Chapter; Don't Tell My Thighs; Seahawk Fever!; A very bad morning; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week;

9. Secret Kingdome Recordings

Secret Kingdome Recordings; Attack of the Junior High PE Teachers; NYPD Brew; Janet and Sue's Crazy Young World!; New marketing department hire; The John Report; Beetles questions for an expert

10. Expendable State Agencies

Expendable State Agencies; Smiley Face Insurance; The Relationship Shopping Network; Bees nest in a meeting; The John Report; Cookie Dough!

11. It's A Wonderful Street

It's A Wonderful Street; Seattle Christmas Specials; Bob Nelson's Magic 8 Ball Psychic Answer Line; The P.C. Holiday Special; Elfis; The John Report; How's Santa doing?

12. Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion

Mike Lowry and the Whoopie Cushion; New Seahawks policies under Erickson; John Denver - Take Me Home, Or I'll Cut You; Today's Army; Walkout! With Connie Chung; Pedantic purse snatching;The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week

13. ERR

Non-Elistist S.A.M, ERR, Channel 9 PBS pledge drive '95, Father and son talk; The John Report; Bob, Tracy, Nancy, and Kim talk about Legends of the Fall

14. This is Not a Bulletin

This is not a bulletin; Starbucks Warning; Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol; The Survivalist; Cascade Antifreeze; The John Report; Courtney Color Lipstick

15. The New Gorton/Murray Friendship

The New Gorton/Murray Friendship; Speedy Eyes; Street Vendors (1); Living Better Than You Ever Will; Street Vendors (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; Street Vendors (3)

16. Mr. Itch

People on the street tell how Mike Lawry made them feel offended; Mr. Itch; Newscene - Valentines Day The Aftermath Day 4; Getting a number at a party; The John Report; Matching clothes

17. John Keister and Cheap Trick

John settles a score with Cheap Trick; Pearl Jam's Philanthropic Efforts; Raging Hormones Out of Control; Seattle Mariner's press conference; Getting ready to head to a concert; The John Report; Drunken Protestant Man!

18. Cafe Crape

Other Ways to Get Rid of Goats; Cafe Crape; Billionaire meeting at Microsoft; Things You Can Do For Ducks; The John Report;

19. Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day

Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day; Washington Access Cable Awards, the "Wackies"; Focus on Youth; Joy of Painting; The John Report; AT&TGay

20. The Patty Dyke Show

Mass Transit Alternatives; The Patty Dyke Show (1); "So What You're Saying Is..." with Winston Sinclair; Serious Putty; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week; The Patty Dyke Show (2)

21. Bob's Babes

Unfulfilled Northwest Jobs; Bob's Babes; College Bowl; Why People Get Mad No. 137; The John Report; Don't Let Your Workers Dink Around; Bob From Marketing

22. Pat Cashman Won't Let Jay Leno Leave

Pat Cashman won't let Jay Leno leave; Ways to Kill Bad Guys in Seattle; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in Yard Sale of Fury;Vast Wasteland; Appointment to see Mr. James; The John Report; Famous Joe's Mediocre Pancakes and Commentary

23. Buddy's Homesick Cafe

Buddy's Homesick Cafe; Law School Changes Under James Bond;Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; 1-500-Dr-Smart; What happens when you taunting a corporate worker; The John Report; Special Report

24. Bill Nye Returns to KING 5

Bill Nye Returns to KING 5; Slade's New Animal Rules; Capable Woman; Science with Bill Nye; "Staring at my wife's breasts"; The John Report; Special Report;

25. Boeing 777 - Working Together

Boeing 777 press conference; Yellow pages ads; Jet Guy in "Meet Zeldar Seven"; Almost Live Presents How to Get a Job; Joy of Painting; The John Report; Legalize Marijuana Now Coalition

26. Episode 26