53. Tickle Your Kitty, Light Your John, Laugh Your Ass Off (2004)

Tonight's show is for anyone who masturbates or uses a toilet. Our guests will elevate both performances to the level of art. America's Pleasure Coach is here to show you how to tickle your fancy in a way that'll curl toes and make you swear off members of the opposite sex. Our second guest invented a toilet light that has ended marriage squabbles and potty trained children. And to think, you would have just slept through the episode. Good thing you came to the website.

Release date: 2004-05-25