Season 7 (2023)

1. I am not there, I am here!

In this inaugural episode of the seventh season, the contestants must bring in something they think makes them tough, compose their own intro song, get as much weight as possible into a glass cylinder, deliver the most items to Olli in a hat, and pull the longest match out of a cabinet.

2. I'm brilliant

In this episode, the contestants must bring in a good pair of things, transport something they can lift as far as possible, find a bell pepper, record the highest speed on a speed camera, and play a game of portrait darts.

3. An entertainment square

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the most impressive home-made square, make the tallest stack, leave the lab in exactly seven minutes, make a giant teddy bear disappear, and make the Taskmaster say specific words.

4. I don't have a license, is that okay?

In this episode, the contestants must bring in something that makes the wrong sound, place as much weight as possible on some eggs, play a game of 'the floor is lava', document that the house is haunted, and then play a game of 'service bell helmet tag'.

5. The depression gnome

In this episode, the contestants must bring in the thing they most often lose, move some juice to a measuring cylinder, find a clementine in a sock, perform a 30-second revue sketch, and drive a nail into a wooden beam while listing items in categories.

6. Fuck strikes, man

7. We'll hear what the union says

8. You had me at school bun

9. Meny taimes

10. I'm sawing a monkey